I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
she reads books as one would breathe air
im·o·gen /ˈɪmədʒən/
n. a young adult with her nose buried in a book and a creative streak; aspiring actress; frequently found singing at the top of her lungs to pop-punk, musical theatre or disney; sobs for her dead otp and drinks diet coke more often than she should. sidebar fanart by anxiouspineapples.
to fill up and live
